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What
are some of the benefits of membership?
Besides all the great benefits
of membership, members benefit from the beneficial nature of
enrolling as a member! Its great! And so are the benefits! |
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How
could I ever not be a member?
Please consult our
TV commercials and magazine ads for all the facts and policy
information. |
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How little does
it cost to join?
Its unnormally FREE!
(Excluding the
usual fees and tariffs; you may be asked to pay small costs.
In comparison to other costs these costs are statistically insignificant.
And you remit only billable charges, so you save on un-billed
items while we can legally claim this offer to be penalty free.
Offer bigger in Texas. Void in Baltimore County. Interest rates
may vary. Consult your doctor if currently on parole or in the
witness relocation program. Views expressed or implied may not
be those of the PRC. Not an actual guarantee. ) |
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Can I extend my
trial membership beyond the trial membership period?
Great news, friend! You
already have! And continue to with our special bonus sign-up
extension rate!
For safety's sake, just ask our other members! |
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When does the
member benefit package arrive? In the mail?
Oh, don't worry. No salesman
will call! We do all our business this way and we seek clinical
proof that the majority of studies agree! |
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How long does
it all take?
We find that the waiting
period, no longer mandated by federal
law in most states, helps make membership the exclusive
province of ordinary people JUST LIKE YOU! So sit back and relax;
after the background check most of our agents file their reports. |
